Max Beaudion George: is home so we can sing and jam and such, and also he is super awesome and we love him. Welcome back.
Benjamin Reed Lemmond: I can't comment anymore and it's like torture because your entries have been especially amazing lately and yes I NEED to tell you what I think, so...fix it...or something, so only I can comment...or something.
Carl Andrew Tate: I have decided you are not going to college but will in fact be living with me because I love you and will miss you too much.
Chris (?) Varner: I love your band name and hope your performance is splendid and we need to hang out upon your return from the Govnah's Schooling.
Patrick Frenchybastarde Gittard: My tan is REAL goddamnit.
Caitlin Coo Coons: I might have to send you a virus if you continue to update 1294710374 times per day, because even I can't read that much and it annoys me because I want to read all of them but there are too many.
Caroline (?) Fisher: I love your wall and the girl who sings her heart out and Abe Lincoln's elf.
Showmars Crap Corporate: I hate you, fire me pleeeease.

...thats it.